“We were told NOT TO WEAR COSTUMES at my office. No big deal, we’re all adults. But some of my coworkers dared another absolutely stupid coworker to wear one anyway and he really wanted to. He comes in the next day dressed as a Vietnamese rice farmer. Doesn’t sound so bad. Sam is Vietnamese anyway. Only Sam came in wearing his business work clothes and the only thing different was a yellow piece of paper cut out in the shape of a mask with two slants drawn where the eyes should be. He also made a hat out of newspaper. He was laughing so hard for the first few hours of the day and we were laughing too but only because we were all completely thrown off by what we were seeing. He didn’t need a mask at all, let alone a yellow one. Needless to say, he got fired shortly after for doing other stupid sh#t.”