“I had a girl invite me round her house once just to show me her posters. They were all of Harley Davidson motorbikes, and she said she’s never ridden a Harley before… Awkward silence and after a few other sort bits of small talk I decided to be on my way.
2 years later I’m sitting on the bus and realise what she meant… Harley. Ridden a Harley… My name is Harley.”
its easy. just say it, ffs if you want it. and everybody wins