“My daughter finally realized that we don’t take her to Paris every weekend.”
“I won’t let him eat wood chips.”
Waiting for mom near the fitting rooms:
“My daughter was having a tantrum, and hid her face under a pillow. The results were Devine!”
“Apparently 3-year-old me had never heard of a bed.”
“Thank you, kids. Your future is not in the arts.”
“Told my daughter she could have a chocolate donut, but that she had to give me half. I need to be more specific next time.”
“We’re in a tunnel that runs through a massive shark enclosure, and this is the first thing he gets excited about.”
“My friend’s daughter ’made her own stickers.’”
“Took my daughter shopping. She had to have this hat. Compromised with just taking a picture!”
“We went to the beach to find shark teeth, so when my daughter yelled, ’I found teeth!’ this was the last thing I was expecting.”
“Just painted my 3 y/o brothers jeep red cause he only wants to drive it if its red, now he’s crying cause he wants it white again. SMH.”