“It’s up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, ‘I may be bad, honey, but I’m not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'”
(Tommy Boy)
(Almost Heroes)
(Dirty Work)
(Beverly Hills Ninja)
(Tommy Boy)
“But they do. It’s still life on life’s terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.”
“I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I’d work… on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.”
(Black Sheep)
(Beverly Hills Ninja)
(Tommy Boy)
(Tommy Boy)