Someone else gets their nails done, I get Bugles fingers!
Chilling by the pool can look different.
No makeup can replace the taste of spicy Cheetos crumbs on your fingers!
There are 2 types of girls on Halloween.
No time to stop for a selfie.
Normal girl’s choker vs A Nike shoe lace
When you’re asked to send a pic:
When you ask for a highlighter:
Between comfort and other people’s opinions I choose comfort.
Hunger is more important than a good photo!
Don’t want to be a basic girl? Buy chicken leg stockings!
Sometimes I look presentable, but 90% of the time I resemble a dumpling with eyelashes.
When you couldn’t decide which mood you were in today:
Turns out there are several types of dog filters!
It actually takes courage to not hide your true hungry self!
There’s no middle ground in this game.
Handstands are not for everyone.
When it’s cold outside, your true self comes out.
Flowers wither, the taste of fried chicken remains forever.