Big 80s Hair Metal Fan. Huge
I’m Choking I’m Laughing So Hard
I’ll Take Swollen Vulvas For $600, Alex
I Stubbed My Toe Just Looking At This
Someone Looked At This House And Said “Yknow What This Needs? A Rapunzel Tower And A High Dive Platform. Then It’ll Be Perfect”
Congratulations On Your Leather Penis Island Legs
When You Want A Kitchen Island But You Also Want A Place To Do The 6 O’clock News From
Feel Like You Could Put A Nice Dent In The National Debt By Auctioning Off Access To Those 13 Comments. I Need To Know
Tgiwtf
Takes 1 Decorative Painting Class At Michaels
Stop Telling Me What To Do
Before You Get Hung Up On The Elephant, Let Your Mind Wander To What Kind Of Activities Require A Fully Tiled Bedroom
This Would Be An Amazing Very Fancy Cat House If It Wasn’t An Actual Real Life House For Tacky People
Not Quite
Time To Watch My Soaps!
But How Will People Know We’re Fancy Unless We Etch The Lamborghini Into The Window?
It’s The End Of Days
What Is This Bed?!
Seems Super Practical
My Big Fat Totally Unassuming House
Custom Af
You Are Killing This Styling Game
Who Do We Talk To About Shutting Down Pinterest?
Oh Thank God! Felt Like I Was Gonna Sleep Way Too Soundly Tonight
“Decorating” Is Different In Wisconsin
If It Doesn’t Spark Joy Are You Allowed To Just Turn It Into A Window Treatment?
Rise And Shine! Time For Some Tetanus
Not Pictured: Skin Suit
What Is This Schizophrenic Nonsense?
Who Turned My Caboodle Into A Bathroom?
That First Step Might Getcha Tho
Susan Just Could Not Say No To A Good Rug Deal
Did You Discover Dna? Otherwise, No
Approaching Epidemic Levels
Nobody Puts Bessie In A Corner.
That Thing Better Be A Portal To The Matrix Otherwise Wtf Are You Doing???
Never Has Instagram’s Pinch To Zoom Feature Been More Necessary
Hmm...yes It Was Missing Something. Like The Ability To Actually See Yourself In The Mirror. But That’s Been Fixed Now, Thx