“Husband said he was going to make a bed frame. Turns out it was for the cat.”
“You left the toilet seat up.”
What happens when the wife spends too much time in Target:
“I broke the toilet seat. This is how I told my wife...”
“My wife forgot to leave the car seat for me to take our son to the babysitter’s house. This is the picture I sent when she asked how I was going to get him there.”
This is what a husband gets for not emptying out the diaper genie.
“Pettiness level 100,000,00...... My husband was angry this morning so he decided he was only making his half of the bed.”
“I think my husband’s going to realize I borrowed one of his extension cords.”
Family life can be exhausting.
“My husband, Ian, insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives...”
This guy went to the delivery room with his wife to cheer her up.
“Apparently my wife trapped a bee in her cup holder.”
The struggle is real when your wife thinks you’re on a diet, but you are craving junk food.
“I found out that our Volkswagen fits in the den. We’ll see what the wife thinks when she gets home.”
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