“I was on a date last week with a very attractive girl. Great body, gorgeous face, very hot. We’re nearing the end of dinner and we start talking about sex and other atypical first date dinner conversation stuff. I don’t know what I said but she kind of just paused for a second, looked at me seductively, and said: “Would you like to go back to my place and eat my pussy?” My jaw dropped. Never had that one happen before and probably never will again.”