“Best friend got married just after college. I got paired with someone in the wedding party I had never met. While driving this older Jewish grad student to the bride’s parents place to the after-party she remarks, “I’m glad you know how to drive a stick because this is the only stick I can drive…” and reaches over and grabs my junk for the rest of the ride. We banged all over two different rooms and a living room sectional that night while everyone was passed out all over the house. I got laid before the groom did that night…”