Here's what getting a sunburn looks like when you have a tattoo:
“I walked by the washer in the middle of the night and saw this T-shirt.”
“My wife wished me goodnight with a shadow bunny.”
A burger up there? No thanks!
Always check before putting on a pair of gloves.
“There’s Pennywise on my carpet.”
When you’ve suddenly got an unusual opponent:
Looks like a scene from a horror movie? Nope, this is just the rose print on my new sheets.
It’s watching you!
This is just a door crack.
When you’re at home and you suddenly look out the window:
“This restroom I walked in has a mannequin in the tub to prevent people from peeing in it.”
When you don’t feel like yourself anymore:
Some regular rubber gloves accidentally opened the gate of hell.
“I came home to these parcels neatly placed inside by my front door... I live alone.”
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