When I was about 14 I fell off a car park roof and landed on my head which caused a brain hemorrhage. I woke up in hospital 2 or 3 days later and couldn’t speak at all. It was like mumbling noises like a baby. The only thing I could say which I said a lot was “where are my fish and chips?”. Turned out I’d had the accident while my mum had gone out to pick us up some fish and chips for dinner.
On a brighter note, my ex-wife at the time stood beside me the whole time and no we are back together and closer than we ever were.