“My co-worker desktop.”
“Bought a laptop on Wednesday, this is it’s route. Makes sense to me.”
“I’ve been staring at this floating sushi at dinner for an hour now, and it’s really bugging me.”
“When teachers give diagrams like this.”
“When the dinner team leaves early after “finishing early” and leaving the morning team to do all this before opening :)”
Sleeping next to your girlfriend be like…
“That’s butter, with a bunch of burnt toast crumbs with it.”
“Our dog ran against the door when when mail came.”
“This morning I accidentally left my winter gloves in the library next to the computer I used to print my final paper. After handing in my final, I went back to the library to try to find them. I was told everything left in the library gets put on the free cart. Guess whos gloves were gone in 30 min?”
“My little cousin messed with my water color palette.”
“Chose which of the 50 states you’re from…. in no particular order!”
“I hate freezing rain.”
“This is the lunch my school makes me pay for.”
“Reviews like this make my blood boil. Rating a place 1 star when you didn’t even go inside.”
“People throwing junk into charity collectors at McDonald’s.”
“I ordered a salad.”
“My family leaves half eaten food in the sink instead of throwing it out.”
“I was nearly finishing up my essay ’til this bullsh*t happened.”
“My girlfriend doesn’t eat the ‘crust’ of cookies…”
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