“Uh, WHATfruit?!”
“This hurts my brain.”
“Finally a realistic mannequins in women’s lingerie store.”
Great mirror placement…
“Was halfway through changing my daughter’s diaper when I realized I’d trapped someone who was trying to get out. The door opens outward.”
“Joining hands with the community :)”
“This “secret” room.”
“A shower with a high entrance, sharp edges, garish colors, and a hole.”
“Had to cut the rubber under my shoes, because walking on smooth surfaces was creating a vacuum, so with every step they were making loud fart noises and then *plop* noises.”
“My daughters Dumbo jumper.”
“When you need to hold a microphone, but both your hands are in the air!”
“I didn’t notice my shoes had tiny holes in the bottom until I heard scraping. Very convenient for tiny stones. Some are so lodged in them, I have to get a knife or a pen to get them out.”
“This case is not inside out. The handles stop the zippers from closing all the way.”
“Girlfriends view from the bed of our hotel room….”
“This coffee beans I saw in a German supermarket… Rizza.”
“This makes me really uncomfortable”
“My new office has surreal art.”
“The was at a suit store.”