I was at a restaurant recently. While I was waiting for my friends to arrive I noticed a couple a few tables away. The lady was going on and on (I couldn’t hear the exact words). But it was pretty obvious that they were having a heated argument where she was apparently scolding her SO. And the guy was just sitting there having an occasional spoonful of his desert.

Exactly three minutes in he just stands up and walks away. He goes out of the restaurant gets in his car and drives away (I was sitting at a table near the window facing the street). And the woman was in absolute shock. The look on her face was priceless. I mean I shouldn’t judge their relationship without context but the guy sure didn’t give a flying fart about what happened next.