I was training a new bartender at this fairly upmarket restaurant nightclub. She’d previously worked at a dive bar for students. Second night into her training the two foot long rubber shots mat with the Red Bull logo on it disappeared off the top of the bar. My trainee went around the other side of the bar to look for it, thinking it had fallen off. Next thing I know she’s pulled it out of the back of a dude’s pants and slapped it back on the bar. She then grabbed him by the upper arm, spun him around so that he was bent over the bar and spanked him on his bum, I mean really walloped him while telling him off loudly for being a “stupid s@#thead”.

And then she returned to the bar and washed her hands to “get the stupid off of her”.