The stages of life
“Married life in a nutshell”
Wise couples pick their battles... like dividing the table in 2
Husbands, much like dogs and dolls, are the perfect practice for having children.
“My wife, breastfeeding our newborn, while writing an essay, to apply for her PHD.”
“My wife banned getting any more kitchen gadgets, but I got a vacuum sealer and disguised it as a computer accessory. She’s never noticed.”
Every married couple’s dream date night... a wallet full of gift cards.
“Married life... the wife’s got my back.”
A study in contrast: a single person’s lunch and a married person’s lunch.
In many ways, your family prepares you for married life.
“My wife dried and saved all the flower petals from our relationship: dating, engagement, and post-marriage.”
Even dogs know the hurdles of married life.
The happiest day of her life... and her wedding day...
“Took my 3-year-old shopping and my husband was too lazy to carry a bag in one hand and the child in the other.”
Having 2 screens means never going to bed angry.
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