When you get to college, you learn...
You're gonna live in mystery:
Assigned seats are a state of mind:
Parking will be your number one enemy:
Your group will always betray you:
Sometimes a 52 is A-OK:
Someone is always going to be more confused than you:
Things that are not forks make great forks:
Sometimes you just gotta leave:
It's the weird people who have it the most together:
Things get confusing:
Liquor bottles are not a decoration:
"Office hours" has a flexible meaning:
The most wonderful time of year is also the most stressful:
Your dreams ain't comin' true:
You'll be part of something much bigger than yourself:
Every dollar is well spent:
People can change a lot in 13 minutes:
Professors have very strange flexes:
And passing is all that really matters:
Post-skip depression is real:
No one has any idea what's going on:
High school numbers don't matter anymore:
You gotta take that nap:
Professors are one of two ways:
Keeping a schedule is important: