“I was friends with two guys, Aaron and Johnny. There had always been sexual tension between us.

At a party, Aaron and I sneak off and start getting frisky. As things are getting hot and heavy, Aaron calls Johnny into the room. He comes in, and Aaron puts Johny’s hand on my breast.

Johnny says, “Wow, congrats, you got her shirt off” and leaves. Aaron and I are confused but get back to business.

The next day, I message Johnny “Hey, why didn’t you want a threesome last night?”

He replies: “WHAT?!?! THERE WAS A THREESOME?!””