“This girl ran her finger up and down my button-up shirt seam where the buttons are and said “I always wanted to ride in a mustang” (I owned a classic one) and I was like, “OH CooL! I can give you a lift home after work”

Then I did and she was all “You want to come up and watch a movie?” and that’s when I hit DEEP clueless nerd and said “I would, but I’m meeting some friends to play D&D”