“My 3-week-old daughter reminds me of an old aunty that’s always judging you.”
“Instant old man when he’s angry”
“Less than an hour old and already jaded.”
“Just got home from work and ready for a 12-pack.”
“I was a balding baby.”
“My niece, the middle school math teacher”
“Who’s in charge here? I need to speak with the manager.”
“My aunt’s baby is so old that he had womb insurance.”
“At 2 days old, my daughter has perfected the ’Are they using my driveway to turn around?’ look.”
“She wants to feed you homemade cookies and hear about your day.”
“After a successful board meeting”
“Gramps is not impressed with the help at the new retirement home.”
“Put that fork down until I’ve finished saying grace!”
“Oh dear! My word!”
“My daughter looks like she lives in a van down by the river.”
“One month ’til his 80th birthday.”
“Grandpa fell asleep on the couch again.”
“Get off my lawn!”
“The office was draining him today and the commute home didn’t help either.”
“My friend’s baby photo. I couldn’t stop laughing.”
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