Our hero is Ozzie Paxton, a 90’s skateboarder who’s totally rad. He’s also played by Vincent Kartheiser. He’s up against Patrick Stewart with a moustache.

Stewart’s head of security wants to keep the kids hostage and ransom them off, while Ozzie uses science and stuff to get the school back.

The irony is the film promoted itself as a Die Hard rip off, and it was also filmed at Vancouver’s Hatley Castle, which became the X Mansion 3 years later. So technically, when someone talks about Patrick Stewart and a school for gifted youngsters, they might be talking about this one. Just saying.