Obey me, human!
“So I saw this fluffy guy in the park, who looks totally pissed off.”
Angry bird 2.0
Scary teddy bear!
Teeny-tiny hissy fit
I can’t tell if he’s happy or angry.
“You’re getting ready for bed without serving me dinner? Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!”
Baby ostrich is judging you.
Furious ice cream chomps
I’m no birdie, I’m an eagle!
He protec, he attac, but most importantly he’s a cute little snack.
Earl the grumpy puppy
The kitty that looks like a Pixar villain
If looks could kill...
“Gangsta frog doesn’t give a damn, but still high-fived me anyway.”
When you were forced to take a bath against your will:
“I ate the grumpy cat.”
“I’m a grown up doggo, I don’t need no party hat.”
There are plenty of fish in the sea and this guy doesn’t like any of them.
The best way to protect your nest is to stare maliciously at the neighbors.
No worries hooman, I’m here to defend you!
No need to make a scarecrow!
Got a prrroblem, fella?
“A princess tried to kiss me. It was awful.”
“My very own angry bird!”
This grouchy dog can apply for a Samuel L. Jackson look-alike contest.
“On a scale of one to definitely, how likely will this cat pee on the bed later?”