“My baby’s first birthday. We had no idea there was a sparkler in the candle!”
Never tell your horse-loving daughter that she was born in the year of the monkey.
My 5-year-old said she had “left me a little.”
It smelled so good!
“My mom likes to send me photos of my 12-year-old pup to try and get me to move back to my hometown. It might work.”
“Today was my birthday, and my mom got me these cookies to celebrate”
She doesn’t have the vocabulary for this situation.
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