#10 Yeah, if your place is already rancid, fill the air with the toxic synthetic chemicals which create the stench of dryer sheets. Besides the toxicity, you'll have the added benefit of smelling like a cross between a can of paint, and the kind of woman my father taught me to stay away from. Great idea.

#15 In ancient times, we used to use these things called 'paper bags'. You might be able to find one in a museum nowadays.

Cut off the feet of the child to make sure they fit their old pajamas. Gotcha.

Use the feet for dandy little keychains!

Who in their right mind tosses out bacon drippings? They're a gold mine for using in so many recipes. Country gravy, basted eggs, added to cooking oil when frying chicken, yorkshire pudding instead of oil, geeze...the list is endless.

@Beer, yes bacon fat is the best butter.

Should title "From morons, for morons". Honestly, if you need this "tricks" to get trough life - how have you come this far?

Worst f@#k*ng BS post I've ever seen.

Solution, you're Condition, it's showing. You poor thing you.