“My boyfriend managed to capture the exact moment when his cat went crazy.”
“Siouxsie at 2 a.m.”
“Use a squirt bottle when your cat misbehaves,” — they said. Yeah, that doesn’t really work."
“Let’s quickly wrap it up and go home.”
Every selfie-hater has something in common with this cat.
“Good morning to you...”
“Murphy destroys lamps. And then he sits in them.”
“Your selfie will look better without these glasses.”
“I asked Rufio for a shake. Look how sassy he got instead.”
“A photo of a sister and a brother, try to guess who is who!”
“I was trying to take a photo of the cake I just baked. But someone snuck up on me...”
“My cat waits for me to get out of the shower every day, so she can try to lick the water off me before I can dry off.”
“My dog got way too jealous when I was cuddling with my cat. He walked over, nudged him off me, and then just laid on top of him.”
The hedgehog’s bite
“I heard you were looking for a dog sitter.”
“My dogs act exactly like my kids in the back seat of the car.”
“My cat plays hide-and-seek with me.”
“Munch clawed my back in order to lie down on it. Yet, she has the guts to judge me for not being as flat as a table.”
“My ‘emotional support animal’ reacts to me crying.”
