Wait, you can do that?
“My 2-year-old daughter loves Grumpy Cat. My wife made her a Grumpy cake for her birthday today.”
Be an example to your children.
Now, this is smart.
“My friend’s parents did him dirty.”
The difference between moms and dads
“My daughter finally realized that we don’t take her to Paris every weekend.”
“I just swaddled my 6’3” 17-year-old son. He was jealous of his 21″ 3-day-old sister."
“My daughter used markers to put ‘makeup’ on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.”
“My daughter was having a tantrum and hid her face under a pillow. The results were divine!”
The power of dumplings
“I really need to figure out what they are doing to my son at school.”
“I put my son in a Halloween onesie without thinking much about it and gave myself a heart attack at 2 AM.”
This is true optimism.
“This picture was taken right as my little sister got nailed with a snowball by my dad. Merry Christmas!”
“How my friend sent her daughter to school today vs How she picked her up from school”