“Went to high school with Megan Fox for about a year or so. I didn’t really know her, but we hung about the same people. She was pretty typical, I guess. Nose a bit up in the air, but no more so than the other girls in that somewhat ‘popular’ clique at the time. We always heard stories about her mom being kinda nuts and taking her all over the place for auditions, which is why she missed most of our year. I guess that payed off though.”