“We’re all incredibly sarcastic and kinda rude to each other. It’s how we show love but to avoid any actual hurt feelings if anyone ever says the exact phrase ‘stop teasing’ it’s over and everyone apologizes. Grew up with this rule and trust me kindergarten was a rough awakening when bullies don’t bend over backwards at my magic phrase.”
It got to the point where one of us would 'accidentally' knock something over so that he'd leave and we could eat our dinner in peace.
#10 - Intro to cannibalism ?