When my parents were first engaged, they had this friend. The friend was cool, but the friend’s dad was a vicious racist, anti-Semite, sexist, and homophobe. One day, they were at some sort of social function, and the dad kept making rude comments about the fact that my parents were living together. In fact, it got so bad that my mom started crying and they ended up leaving.

About five years after that, my parents got news from their friend that the guy’s sister had just gotten married…to a black, Jewish woman.It put the dad into so much shock that he had a heart attack. Karma’s a b@#ch.