To really sell it he then used some strips of 1/2″ wood to cover the steel core of his now-industructible Mailbox of Doom. Primed and painted them so it looked like a standard 4″ post. And even had my Mom decorate it with flowers and such . . . he wanted it to be as tempting of a target as possible.
You apparently.
idiots do exist, it seems we have one here