Didn’t even take a week. I went out for school in the morning and found The Mailbox right where it should be. Attached to it was 30ft of chain and an entire hitch assembly. Ripped right off the truck’s frame, sheared the bolts. It was marvelous to behold.
Sheriff gets called over DIES LAUGHING when he sees it. He went to the house of the guy that was suspected and sure enough verified the damage to his truck matched! Fun fact . . . f@#king with a mailbox is a FEDERAL CRIME. As in you go to Federal Prison, not those cushy state places.
You apparently.
idiots do exist, it seems we have one here