So when I was in high school I thought I was the only person who was multi-lingual and we were playing truth or dare and I got dared to admit my feelings to the person I liked. I thought I was the only English speaker there so I basically went really in-depth and dirty about what I wanted him to do to me exactly but in English.

When I was finished everyone complained it wasn’t fair because they didn’t understand and then my crush stood up and replied to me in perfect English all the things he wanted to do to me. I was super embarrassed because I always pretended I was super innocent and stuff, but he thought it was hilarious. No one else understood the conversation and I’ve never assumed I know more languages than someone else after that.