Enter 2012, i had just returned home on the Thursday before memorial day from a 2 week stint on the rig in the Gulf of Mexico. I got a phone call around 4pm on Friday saying i had 24 hours to complete a drug test. I was by the pool and a 6 pack in when i got the call. I asked where i needed to go to pee in a cup. My options were Jacksonville, Atlanta, or New Orleans. There were no other authorized places to accept my exceptional urine. And i had 24 hours.