Lisa The Iconoclast
Lisa writes an essay on founder Jebediah Springfield for the town's bicentennial. While doing research, she learns he was a murderous pirate who viewed the town's citizens with contempt. When no one in the town believes Lisa, Homer says he does, he tells Lisa 'You’re always right about this type of thing, and for once, I want in on the ground floor'
Thanks for saying that!
Btw. Jizzlane didn't kill herself
don't forget regular beers at the bar and frequent vacations!