"He came back to the store a week later, proudly holding a cup of urine that he was there to turn in. I asked him politely to please take the cup of pee out of my store and to never return. He looked confused. I then asked him why he didn’t go directly to the clinic after the interview. He said he wanted to wait till he could pass the drug test! God bless his simple heart. "

–u/Currently2Stoned