"The story that proves it’s the result that matters.

 

10 minutes ago, I got a call from my friend. He asked me how to make the crayfish sauce that I did some time ago. So I tell him:

— “Put butter in a water bath and add salt, garlic, and a bit of dill.”

— “What is a water bath?”

— “Put some water in a pot and place a soup plate over it. Put all the ingredients into the plate and turn on the gas. Keep heating it up until everything inside it melts. Keep it there for 5 more minutes to let all the tastes mix.”

— “I think I got it. Thanks, bye.”

— “Hey, make sure to send me a photo of the sauce and crayfish afterward.” Here’s what he sent me. I’m still ROFLing."