"Blurred safety feature"
“Failed to realize there was no shower rod when I was moving in, but the show must go on.”
"Master lock 100"
"You can also get this wet, dip it in cleaning solution, and wring it out to use it as a mop.
“Needed shade during the 90° heat to redo the deck.”
"Who said a butter knife couldn’t be a putty knife?"
10 minutes ago, I got a call from my friend. He asked me how to make the crayfish sauce that I did some time ago. So I tell him:
— “Put butter in a water bath and add salt, garlic, and a bit of dill.”
— “What is a water bath?”
— “Put some water in a pot and place a soup plate over it. Put all the ingredients into the plate and turn on the gas. Keep heating it up until everything inside it melts. Keep it there for 5 more minutes to let all the tastes mix.”
— “I think I got it. Thanks, bye.”
— “Hey, make sure to send me a photo of the sauce and crayfish afterward.” Here’s what he sent me. I’m still ROFLing."
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