“I found my kitten chilling in my boots.”
“Every time I want to play video games...”
“Chaos doesn’t understand personal space.”
“You can’t play Animal Crossing! I’m the only animal you need!”
“Just a couple of cats ruining our clean laundry”
“My goose refuses to walk with the flock and is obsessed with biting people’s shoes.”
“He stole this zucchini muffin from me.”
“Didn’t lock the door and ended up with company in the bathtub.”
“Now it’s our cone of shame.”
“The others are in line waiting their turn.”
“Lorek gets in my pants by using a different route.”
“Pepper obviously has a sense of entitlement.”
“My dog has an abundance of chew toys, and yet, she uses me.”
“I think you’re done with work now.”
“I have a torn rotator cuff and he knows I cant push him off!”
“Working from home is really tough. The boss is such a micro-manager!”
“Yeah, this will do just fine. I’ll sit right here.”
“I was trying to make the bed and she thinks she’s helping.”
"And...the coffee is ruined."
“Found him laying in the bowl of grapes. He smushed them all. He’s proud of himself.”
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