"What is this vending machine in a retail store’s men’s toilet?"
"I found a video
where they show how you can buy diapers from this vending machine"
“Does my nightshirt count too?”
“Found Jerry in the wall of a pet store.”
“Glad to see that my local shop finally has a place to drop off your kids while you shop!”
"This local mattress store gives you a mini-mattress for your doggie when you buy a regular one."
"The ceiling in this mall looks like it’s dropping downward."
"Who would dare to part the characters of this meme and buy these laptops?"
"This grocery store has a map of where to find items on every cart."
"These soda boxes at our local store were set up to look like Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas."
"This store allows you to build your own pens."
“Our cat went missing for a couple of nights, and we couldn’t find her. Turns out she just went and got a job at a toy store to support the family.”
“I work the graveyard shift at the mall, alone. This was in the middle of the floor at 4 AM this morning.”
"Only a heartless customer would choose the bottle in the front row and break this perfect order."
“I’m about to get kicked out of this supermarket.”