"I was the one insulted, but not the one with the comeback. I was out with a co-worker and her friends and my buddy and I were leaving a little too early for her sensibilities. She jokingly got up in my face and said, “Smell that? Smells like p#$$y.” A guy playing at the pool table next to us stepped forward and said, “I’m sorry, that must be me. I just ate.” It was amazing."

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