"A friend in highschool on our way to a track meet. He was staring at a car in the parking that was really nice. When this dbag saw him.

Dbag: “why bothering looking at that when you know you’ll never be able to get one?”

My friend: “the same reason you watch porn”

The entire bus erupted and it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard."

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