"The first time I brought my wife home, it was on a weekend my father was supposed to be away for some camping. Well, he gets home early because of bad weather, so I’m now in the obligation of presenting him this girl that’s in my room downstairs. Eventualy, we get out of my bedroom as my father is starting to prepare dinner. As he sees her, he asks: “Wow, I wonder what a wonderful woman like you eats to stay this beautiful!”
Her answer? “Well, this morning? Your son.”
Yup. What a way to make a good first impression. Good thing is that it’s exactly my dad’s type of humor, otherwise, it could have gone bad."