"I’m the s/o in this case – first time I met my future father in law, he took us to a NFL game in New York (could be just outside, I’m aussie – so don’t remember exactly where it was). There was a brawl in the stadium which had people tumbling down the seats and state troopers coming in. Everyone was shouting “get fatty” as the main instigator was a fat, bald guy. I told my father in law to hide before the cops grabbed him."
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