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#5 is Al Bundy. #12 probably invested 10$.
       
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"I was s@#tfaced/rollin last saturday night out at the bars, and heard someone screaming inside this cookie joint at like 2 am. So I drunkenly ran in because from the window it looked like an old friend of mine and I thought maybe something was wrong.

I get inside and decide I want to just suprise him by running up and hugging the f@#king s@#t out of him from behind. So I wrap my arms around him and scream “GUESS WHO MOTHERF@#KER!” All of a sudden, the few other people in this cookie shop run over and tackle us to the ground! Im beyond f@#ked up, so I just lay there with my arms locked around my friend while people are ontop of us. Someone then shouts “I got his gun”…

Yep….Not only was this guy not my friend, but he was infact robbing this place. I had just drunkenly stopped a f@#king robbery. Apparently when I hugged him and shouted guess who, he got so scared that he dropped his gun allowing the other people to rush in and subdue him."

 

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