"The Hickory Horned Devil, one of the world’s biggest caterpillar
, is the size of a hot dog."
"Fire snails start out
dull and brown but get more color as they age, getting more and more hardcore as the years pass."
"A giant leopard moth
? A snow leopard moth sounds more fitting."
"A satanic leaf-tailed gecko — more like devilishly cute and not evil at all..."
“A peacock spider
with a picture of herself on her abdomen”
"The tufted deer has almost
no antlers but fancies vampire fangs instead!"
"A pig-nosed turtle — just look at its happy snout!"
"A giant oarfish, the longest
bony fish at a record length of 56 feet"
"The scorpionfly is actually harmless
and uses its stinger only to mate."
"The Arabian sand boa looks like a small child’s best effort to draw a snake."
"This Chinese pond turtle has
a pair of horns growing out of its eyes."
"The maned wolf is, in fact, neither
wolf nor fox, but more of a wild dog."
"This is an Eastern long-necked turtle. It’s carnivorous
and uses its flexible neck to hunt."
"The blue-tongued skink shows its tongue as a bluff-warning
"This is the bat-eared fox. Go on, tell her everything, she’s all ears."
"The devil’s flower mantis mimics
plants as a defense mechanism and hunting strategy."
"The Crested Polish rooster
is extremely punk rock."
"The long-horned orb-weaver spider
always carries a pair of knitting needles with it."
"A flapjack octopus, the cutest little squish!"
don’t eat, live about a week, mate, and then perish."
Bonus: Jar Jar Boa