Sometimes Reality Is Better Than Expectations… (17 PICS)

Posted in PICTURES       30 Sep 2020       2050      

“My son couldn’t decide on a cake for his birthday. He wanted carrot, chocolate, and lime. As a result, he got all 3.”
“The plant I thought I bought online and the plant they put in my car.”
“How my mom planned the plates and how she made them.”
“A month ago, my sister found a tiny egg. I put it in a jar not expecting anything. But today, it hatched! I’m a ‘father’!”
“I manage a deli for a supermarket. A guy asked me to make a pizza with extra cheese. That’s 30 oz of cheese.”

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"When you wanted cookies with chocolate but got chocolate with cookies."

“I told my son he could only get one donut.”
“I bought ice cream in a regular store, and there was an unexpected bonus in it.”

"If eating a lilac with 5 leaves brings good luck, that’s great, of course. But what do you have to say about this?"

“I asked for a Corgi-shaped cake for my birthday. My husband didn’t disappoint at all!”
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“I asked my husband to get me some ginger. This is what some ginger looks like.”
“It was at that moment that I ran out of luck. Out of 20 eggs in a package, 12 had a double yolk.”
“College dining hall. I asked for lots of ketchup.”

"Mom: “How many tacos do you want?”

Dad: “I don’t know. A couple.”

Mom: *orders 21 tacos*"

“I bought moldy cupcakes and even started to think that being a loser was my fate because the expiration date was alright. But my husband offered to send a letter to the manufacturer.”

“We sent it. And already on Monday, the director of the company called me and offered to have a personal meeting with me at the underground station. Today, I got a huge bag of various delicacies and returned home feeling happy. It’s probably hard to run a business for modern companies in the age of blogging — you need to protect your brand because, you never know, what if I had a million subscribers?”

 

The package says, “The image is enlarged to show texture.”
“My friend ordered a pizza with chicken in Israel. Reasonable execution.”


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