“My 2.5-year-old child eats ice cream like a monster.”
“The way my nephew ‘organized’ his books.”
“I got home from work and found out that my son threw a battery at the TV.”
“My 3-year-old son doesn’t eat the ‘crust’ and leaves this all the time.”
“My toddler flipped the cereal on the wrong side, and this happened.”
“My kid has a toy head, and he puts it in the fridge. Should I be concerned?”
“I used to keep tally points for how much I loved my family members, including my pet cat, who passed away. I was a weird kid.”
"I made my children make up this way."
“My niece and nephew made me a sandwich with baby carrots, panda chocolate cookies, and yogurt. They know me well.”
“These bite marks were left on every noodle at my pool.”
“Looks like someone left their kid alone with a marker.”
"My 3-year-old kid: “I finished, Daddy.”"
“A teapot with no lid I made as a kid”
“For some reason, I expected more when I gave my kid my old micro cars.”
"These kids scribbled a bunch of hearts on this car."
“I present to you my pedicure done by my toddler.”
“My little brother bit off a piece of the table because he was nervous about school.”
“I nearly died going down the stairs today.”
“He wanted to be a mannequin.”
