"My boss was an odd person. He also drank a lot. He would often bring a can of beer into work, and pour it into a coffee mug in the morning, so he could drink it inconspicuously. One day, he ran out of clean mugs, so he got a large bowl, filled it with beer, and drank directly from the bowl.
At this point, everyone had long since caught onto his antics and requested he just drink out of the can like a regular human being."
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