“My mom wanted me to do a glamour shot in the ’90s. I’m 7 in the photo.”
“Me at 14 looking 40...”
“My dad holding his son looking like a worn-out used car salesman...at 19”
“Right before a brutal transfer from homeschool to public school, circa 2007”
“Here I am at 6 years old, going on 40, looking like I’m ready to do your taxes.”
“My childhood was destined to be a rough one...”
“Me in 2007 — my aesthetic was ’cool aunt.’”
“I was a freshman college — I’m 43 now. It all comes around.”
“This is my sister and me taking a Christmas portrait in power suits our aunt got us.”
"Dwight from The Office look-alike."
“Somehow I was 8 years old and a middle-aged librarian at the same time, circa 1995.”
“I assure you that I was in sixth grade here and not a middle-aged woman running for congress.”
“15-year-old political strategist or 50-year-old billionaire philanthropist?”
“Someone said I look 13 and 45 at the same time.”
“Cake says 13, face says 30.”
“For Halloween in 2019, I dressed up as myself on a normal day in 1993.”
“I was born in 1981 but turned 55 in 1992.”