"My friends brought their five-year-old over for brunch. I’d offered some cinnamon toast but she wanted quiche. She jammed her face completely full of quiche, slid off her chair, crossed my dining room, went through my kitchen, around the sofa into the living room and spit chewed up quiche all over my tan couch. She didn’t like the taste.
The reaction she got was “Sweetieeeeee, do you not like it?” And then they [email protected]#king asked me to make her cinnamon toast."